You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!
Dave Barry

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warm.
Alfred North Whitehead

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Unknown

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Max Eastman

Dogs come when they’re called. Cats take a message and get back to you later.
Mary Bly

Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones

Dogs have owners… cats have staff!
Unknown

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
Phil Pastoret

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Hazel Nicholson

Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault… really.
Agnes Sligh Turnbull