You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warm.
Alfred North Whitehead
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Dogs come when they’re called. Cats take a message and get back to you later.
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones
Dogs have owners… cats have staff!
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault… really.
Agnes Sligh Turnbull